You know you have a Newborn when...

You have learned to survive on 4 hours of sleep a night. 

Your clothes are covered in spit-up but you don't care because you've already changed your shirt 3 times. 

You turn off the shower every 30 seconds because you think you hear crying. 

Getting out of the house is a rare treat. 

You rarely wear anything besides sweats. 

Make-up? What's that?

You talk to everyone, including adults, in a high-pitched baby voice. 

You are writing this post at 3:00 a.m. while watching an infomercial for Insanity.

You stare at your baby for hours and marvel at how cute he is.